My mom and sister were in LA for the big 1994 Northridge earthquake. Their experience inspired this story, which ran as an Incredible Seductions piece in the September 1994 issue of Penthouse Forum.
I woke up at 4:28 a.m. as the bed shook violently. These were no magic fingers, either—this was an earthquike! I groped in the dark for the edge of the bed, aware of lamps crashing to the floor around me. Each time I almost boosted myself out of bed, another jolt shook me back into the middle. How was I supposed to get to safety if I couldn’t even get up off the bed? I pulled a pillow over my head, hoped that the ceiling would not collapse on top of me and waited for the shaking to stop.
When the rumbling noises and rolling earth finally calmed, I could hear sirens off in the distance and the raised voices of panicked people in the hallway, all muffled by my pillow. I poked my head out tentatively, squinting in the darkness for any fallen beams of anything else that would be dangerous. The coast looked to be clear. I managed to get out of bed, but my legs were shaking almost as much as the bed had been a few minutes before, and I was covered in a film of nervous sweat.
I grabbed my robe from the easy chair, tied it tightly and leaned out into the hallway. Fellow hotel guests were milling around in their doorways trying to decide if they should dress, take their valuables and get the hell out. A few were arguing over whether to take the elevator down to the lobby. “Perhaps it would be a better idea if we took the stairs,” a firm voice behind me said. I turned to see an interest-looking, middle-aged man in a deep burgundy terry robe. “If there are any aftershocks, an elevator is not exactly the best place to be,” he stated matter-of-factly, and turned in the direction of the stairwell. Reassured by his authoritative tone, I followed him, not really caring if the other guests did the same.
When he got to the door he must’ve heard me rustling behind him, because he held it open for me. “After you,” he said politely, and when I stuck my head through, checking for protruding metal railings or fire or flood or anything else that smacked of a disaster film, he gently placed his hand on the small of my back and urged me forward, following closely behind. “Don’t worry,” he said, “these stairwells are the sturdiest structures in the building. They’re built to withstand almost anything, since they’re our only way out, really.” The tiniest bit of worry tinged his voice, but he still sounded so sure of himself that I relaxed and started down the stairs.
The stairwell let out on the back of the lobby, where a crowd had already gathered. All of the armchairs were taken, so the burgundy-robed guest and I leaned, side by side, against a large marble table that had held a giant floral arrangement when I’d checked in, but was now covered in chunks of porcelain and fallen lilies. We brushed off a few bits of the debris before getting as comfortable as was possible and waited to hear what the official-looking, clipboard-toting man in the cener of the room had to say.
“Well, ladies and gentlemen,” he began, turning from one side to the other in order to include us all, “you’ve all just been shaken out of bed by a 6.6 quake, the biggest in this area in quite some time.” And just as the word “biggest” came out of his mouth, the chandeliers started tinkling and then the ground shook, but only briefly. The volume of voices in the room rose a few notches. “Quiet, quiet, please,” Mr. Clipboard shouted. “You’ll no doubt be feeling more aftershocks over the next 24 hours and whenever you do, be advised to do whatever possible to get to a safe place. Interior doorways are the best, but any reinforced structure will do if necessary.”
“Yeah, like how about a nice, reinforced 747 out of this godforsaken city,” a short man off to my left cracked in a sharp Brooklyn accent.
There were uncomfortable snickers from the hotel guests as the official man continued. “We’ll be handing out candles. We have already checked for gas leaks and I’m happy to say that our lines are all in good shape. However, it may be a while before our electricity is restored, so in the meantime you’ll have to rely on candlelight. Our building was built to the latest earthquake-safe specifications, so you need not worry about your hotel room walls tumbling down.”
I breathed a sigh of relief as Mr. Clipboard continued. “Please, if you’d all return to your rooms, we’d like to invite you back down for further information and a free breakfast at, let’s see, shall we say eight o’clock? Thank you for your time and attention.” And with that he turned and disappeared behind a door.
“Well, he certainly didn’t provide us with an overwhelming amount of information,” my brave neighbor said, standing and brushing off the back of his robe. “I wish I’d brought my WatchMan.”
“Oh, I have one,” I volunteered, and babbled, “I use it to watch the ballgames while I’m lying out.”
“Let’s go check it out and get some more informative news,” he replied, and I padded along behind him, back up the stairs to my room.
I opened the drapes so I could find my bag. I was still a bit reluctant to use my candle, but my new friend, who eventually introduced himself as Kenneth, lit his, commenting on the romance of candlelight. Given my present state of mind, the comment was more or less lost on me. In the dim light cast by the early morning sky, I managed to find my WatchMan and sat down on the bed, adjusting the dial until I found a station that came in well.
We sat together watching the newscast, live from Northridge, live from the Santa Monica Freeway, live from Indian Hills, and after seeing the amount of damage done only miles away, we both thanked God that we’d been spared the worst. When the TV station began repeating the same sordid stories, the two of us began our own conversation, starting with what we were doing in L.A.—he, pitching a large corporation on a new complex his architectural firm had designed and I was on a advertising shoot—before meandering off to what we thought of L.A., California in general and our comparative lifestyles at home.
“I’d give anything to be able to RollerBlade 365 days a year,” I said, glancing out the window at the dawn of yet another sunny day in paradise.
“Yes, I suppose this weather is conducive to outdoor sports,” he agreed, “but I’m convinced that the sun does something to people’s brains out here. I never seem to be able to connect with anyone, if you know what I mean,” and he turned to face me. I looked into his eyes and nodded, not sure if I knew exactly what he meant, but beginning to have a vague idea.
“Usually, when I’m out here, I’m so busy with work that I don’t have an opportunity to connect with anyone,” I said, returning his gaze. “I suppose this little shake-up will more or less put the brakes on getting any work done—at least for today.” I wondered if he was feeling the same electric spark that I was.
“I would say that this little shake-up has provided us with the perfect opportunity to, uh, connect,” Kenneth said, lowering his voice and gently brushing a long lock of my hair behind my shoulder.
That brief moment of contact doubled my heart rate. I inhaled—an almost imperceptible gasp—and moistened my lips, not sure what to say next. The sudden rumbling of the earth, accompanied by rattling windows and rustling trees, prevented me from finding words. Instead, I threw my arms around Kenneth’s neck and clung to him for dear life. When the shaking stopped, he was kissing my shoulders and caressing the small of my back.
“It’s okay. You’re okay, it’s just another aftershock,” he whispered, but I shook my head, embarrassed.
“Damn, they’re worse than the earthquake! How many more will there be?” I actually expected this confident man to have an answer.
“There’s no telling, really,” he replied apologetically. “But they’re never as severe as the initial quake. That should be of some consolation.”
“Humpf,” I shrugged, and nuzzled into his neck. He smelled wonderful, a slight trace of expensive cologne, but mostly sweat. His masculine body odors mingled with the lingering smell of his shampoo and his deodorant. I wanted to lick him, taste him, to see if he was salty, but I didn’t want to appear too bold.
“Here, lie back and relax,” he said, fluffing a pillow for me and leaning my body back. I surrendered to his self-assured authority. “Close your eyes and try to slow down that pulse of yours.” Had he felt my heart fluttering right through our terry cloth? He smoothed my robe along the contours of my body and began to trace small, hypnotic circles into my skin.
He started at my temples, pressing gently into my throbbing pulse-points, and moved his hands slowly over my face, stopping to caress my lips. He felt for the tendons in my neck and played them, softly, before continuing down to my chest. He nudged the lapels of my robe out of his way and drew imaginary spirals along my collarbone, down my cleavage and then out to my breasts, eventually ringing my nipples, which were straining at his touch. I held my breath.
Then his hands circled back to my cleavage and started down my belly. He stopped there, laying his warm palms on me, and asked if my stomach felt queasy. I barely nodded and he circled his palms on my belly, chasing away any nervous trembling, replacing nervousness with anticipation.
He changed position on the bed and began kneading my thighs, bunching my terry robe until he finally brushed it aside, exposing me. Rather than being distracted by my revealed sex, Kenneth continued down, past my knees, and wrung out my calves like so much soggy laundry. The only tension left in my body was concentrated in my groin, which was burning for this tender, attentive, take-charge man.
Then his hands found my feet and he delicately fingered my toes, rubbing each one, before moving his thumbs up and down my soles in search of knotted muscles. At first I didn’t know what I was feeling when something warm and wet squirmed between my toes, but as Kenneth lapped the arch of my foot it became clear. He was bathing my feet with his soft tongue, tickling between each toe. Before long he started back up my legs, nibbling at my ankles and sucking at the soft flesh on the side of my knee.
By the time his tongue reached my upper thigh I was groaning softly. I reached down and began twirling his stiff, corkscrew curls around my finger. He pushed my thighs apart and nestled his head between my legs. His hot breath stirred my pubic curls.
Kenneth ran his fingers through my triangle, combing the hairs away from my labia and exposing my sex further. Could he see how excited he had made me? I wondered. I was inflamed and hot, both eager and impatient for his tongue to reach its intended destination. In a heartbeat, I felt his finger impale me and knew he was immediately aware of how his ministrations had affected me. He let out a soft groan and added another finger, twisting and turning, churning my insides.
When his tongue finally made contact, I squealed. His fingers moved in and out of me noisily, slick with my juices, while his tongue flicked casually at my clit. His thumb grazed the tiny hairs around my asshole and my muscles contracted. “Mm, you’re tight,” he whispered, and I pressed down on his head, arching my pelvis up to meet his mouth, aching for his tongue to continue.
His fingers were plunging into me rhythmically as he nibbled and sucked at my clit, and when I tensed and ordered him, “Right there! Yes, right there,” he pulled his fingers out and, in seconds, replaced them with his stiff cock.
He pounded into me, the lapels of his robe brushing against my face, and I gripped him tightly around the waist with my legs, the better to pull his body against mine and increase the friction. As a long-awaited orgasm surged through me, I rode him harder, arching up to meet his pelvis, answering every powerful jab he thrust into me.
I lost count of the waves of sensation that rose up from my loins and crashed through my body. Our sweat made our bodies seem like one, and I attempted to make contact with as much of his skin as I possibly could. When he finally cried out and froze, mid-thrust, I could feel his cock releasing jolt after jolt of come. Then, the earth moved. The windows rattled and anything that had been left standing after the previous rumblings went crashing to the floor. While the earth heaved itself up at improbable angles, Kenneth shifted his hips slightly, moving his cock mere millimeters, and emptied the last few dribbles of his sperm deep inside me.
The earth shuddering—and my quaking—subsided soon enough, and Kenneth and I talked softly to one another. “What do you say we throw all caution to the wind and take a bath?” he asked. “These tubs have built-in air jets that make them almost as good as jacuzzis!” I giggled at the thought of the two of us in a bathtub full of bubbles as the world clattered around us, and agreed.
As I ran the bathwater, rummaging in the courtesy basket for bubble bath, Kenneth called downstairs and asked if it would be possible to have our free “earthquake breakfast” sent up with room service. “Great! Fine. Room 2012” he said, and hung up. “They’ll be up in 10 minutes. We can have breakfast in the tub!” He sounded like an ecstatic little kid.
We had our breakfast, such as it was, in the tub, sipping coffee and nibbling on semi-humid croissants. At one point Kenneth smeared a dollop of jam on my nose and playfully slurped it off, his bathtub antics belying his quiet dignity. When another aftershock rocked the hotel, our bathwater sloshed over the side of the tub and spilled across the tiles, but we just laughed and made jokes about being in a lifeboat of water.
Once our bath grew tepid, we slipped out, dried each other with the fluffy bathsheets and returned to the bed—and the WatchMan—to hear further updates. We made love and watched disaster unfolding on the tiny screen for the remainder of the day, riding out the frequent aftershocks. When dinner approached, I tried calling my client, but the line was out. I told Kenneth that it appeared I was stuck in the hotel for the evening. His dining companions were unreachable as well, so it was decided.
We called down for more room service; afternoon unraveled into night and more of the same. Although we fell asleep early, we woke up during the night to that panicky feeling of unsteady ground. And when another sunny day in paradise dawned outside my hotel room, I found myself alone.
When I walked past Kenneth’s room on my way to check out, the door was open and the maid was humming to herself as she plucked pieces of broken glass out of the carpet. He had already checked out. Handing my charge card to the girl at the desk, I regretted not having asked for the name of his architectural firm. Not that I had any intention of traveling to Atlanta anytime soon, but… When the girl pushed the receipt around for me to sign, she set a business card down beside it.
“A gentleman left this for you.” I quickly signed my name and snatched up the card. Printed on the back in fine, angular, geometric letters: “I FELT THE EARTH MOVE. CALL ME SOMETIME. KENNETH.”
I blushed warmly and pocketed the card, thanking the girl as she handed me my receipt, and carried my bag to the curb.